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Funny QVC Blooper: Buy this Ladder!
This is a hilarious video of something that wasn’t supposed to happen during one of QVC’s ladder sales. Watch this funny blooper clip — ouch.
Actual essays written by kids
Funny things written in essays by kids:
- Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
- During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.
- Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim’s Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.
- One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, “A horse divided against itself cannot stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
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Funny Stories About Incidents
Here are some funny stories about some hilarious incidents:
“In North Dakota, doctors removed a man’s testicles only to find out later that the procedure wasn’t necessary. The man thought about suing but decided not to because he doesn’t have the balls.”
“Yesterday, a policeman in Pennsylvania broke up a robbery at a Dunkin’ Donuts. When he was congratulated on the successful stakeout he said, `What stakeout?’”
“It’s Halloween and it’s also Fashion Week here in New York. So there are a lot of people walking around the city looking like skeletons.”
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