Worst Pickup Lines Ever for a Date

Need a pickup line? DON’T use these. Here are probably the worst pickup lines ever. Disclaimer: Don’t try these unless you don’t mind getting slapped or injured from time to time.

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl, are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the Bomb!
I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
(Take a look at the tag on her jacket) Yep, that’s what I thought. Made in Heaven.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.