Funny Dilbert quotes
I know all you corporate working people will enjoy these few Dilbert Quotes:
“As you gain experience, you’ll realise that all logical questions are considered insubordination.” – Dilbert advises Asok the Intern
“There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.” – Dilbert
“Frankly I’m insulted that you asked me out. It means you think we’re about the same level of attractiveness.” – Dilbert’s date
“It looks like I’ll be exaggerating my accomplishments again this year.” – Dilbert
“Why aren’t you signed up for the 401K? I’d never be able to run that far.” – Dilbert
“When you grow up you’ll be put in a container called a cubicle. The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy. Luckily you’ll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear.” – Dilbert
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