Hilarious Stories About Celebrities
Here are some more funny stories about celebrities:
“I read today in the paper that the Pope was a soccer goalie in his youth. Apparently, even as a young man he tried to stop people from scoring.”
“Next week Geraldo Rivera will be doing a live show from Bosnia. My God, haven’t those people suffered enough?”
“In an interview, Lisa Marie said Michael behaved like a scared little boy in the bedroom. Then she realized it was a scared little boy and that Michael was in the bathroom.”
“Robert DeNiro is rumored to be engaged. Apparently, she proposed and he said, `Are you talking to me?’”
“Since Elvis’s death, believe it or not, the number of Elvis impersonators has increased from 100 to 7500. Meanwhile, the number of female impersonators married to Elvis’ daughter increased by one.”
“Yesterday, O.J. Simpson called an LA radio station. He didn’t win any money though because the phrase that pays was `I did it.’”
“The Department of Energy is about to approve a new fuel that’s half water and half gasoline. Not only is it better for the environment, but Ted Kennedy says it’s great with tonic.”
“O.J.’s lawyers say that he won’t be able to testify in the civil case this week because of a scheduling conflict. Apparently, this is the week that he was planning on telling the truth.”
Over the weekend, Michael Jackson won best male artist in the MTV European Music Awards. Apparently, Europe’s definition of male is much more lenient than ours.
“It was reported today that George Washington grew hemp. Apparently he said, ‘I cannot tell a lie … This is really good stuff.’”
“The Beatles anthology is airing this week. It’s six hours long. It was supposed to be eight hours, but Yoko came in and made them break up early.”
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