Funny Stories About Products
The following are some funny stories related to products:
“McDonald’s announced they will be adding 25 percent more beef to their hamburgers. As a result, McDonald’s hamburgers will now feature 25 percent beef.”
“The postal service is coming out with a new James Dean commemorative stamp. Apparently, you’ll be able to choose whether it’s the young handsome James Dean or the old pork sausage guy.”
“The world’s biggest condom maker has launched a campaign on the Internet to teach proper condom use. Apparently, their first suggestion — Turn off the computer and go find a girlfriend.”
“Good news … this Thanksgiving the FDA has approved pills that help you lose weight by making you feel full. The recommended dosage is 5000 pills a day.”
“According to the Police Department, there’s a new gun in New York that looks like a cigarette lighter. The only problem is if you want to shoot someone you have to go outside.”
“Montel Williams will be appearing in a new public service announcement in which he tells kids that drugs aren’t the answer. Unfortunately, he’s talking about the drug Rogaine.”
“There’s new computer software out that will name your baby for you. So far the most popular boy’s name is `insert disk.’”
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