Funny Stories About Incidents
Here are some funny stories about some hilarious incidents:
“In North Dakota, doctors removed a man’s testicles only to find out later that the procedure wasn’t necessary. The man thought about suing but decided not to because he doesn’t have the balls.”
“Yesterday, a policeman in Pennsylvania broke up a robbery at a Dunkin’ Donuts. When he was congratulated on the successful stakeout he said, `What stakeout?’”
“It’s Halloween and it’s also Fashion Week here in New York. So there are a lot of people walking around the city looking like skeletons.”
“The New York City Transit Authority is going to begin installing electronic signs in subway stations. Apparently, they’ll feature messages like, `Hey, that ain’t water you’re standing in.’”
“For the first time ever Macy’s has hired a woman to be their Santa Claus. Parents are warning their kids — “You better watch out, you better not cry, ’cause Santa’s got PMS.”
“A New York City official is in trouble for calling in sick, everyday, for two years. He claims he had a 24-hour bug 730 times in a row.”
“Here in New York a 14-year-old girl was arrested for punching her teacher in the face. When asked why she hit her, she said `I had to, I forgot my gun.’”
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