Funny Stories about Celebrities
Here are some funny stories about famous celebrities:
“Earlier tonight, “20/20″ showed footage of Hugh Downs having knee surgery. Let’s all just pray that he never has problems with his prostate.”
“Yesterday, for the first time ever, Tom Brokaw wore glasses while delivering the Nightly News. Apparently, he decided to wear them because the day before, he opened the news by saying, `Good evening, I’m Tim Brickman.’”
“William Shatner turns 68 today. You can tell he’s getting old, even his toupee is going bald.”
“It was reported today that the Unabomber blames his mother for the way he turned out. Apparently, she used to say things like, `Go to your room and start working on your manifesto.’”
“At the end of an upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, Demi
Moore does a striptease. The good news is that Barbara Walters
doesn’t.”
“A spokesman for Madonna said she plans on giving birth to her child in New York. Apparently, MTV will cover the birth on a live special called `Unplugging Madonna.’”
“In a recent interview, Charlie Sheen said he heard a voice telling him his five-month-old marriage wouldn’t last. The voice also told him to pay in advance.”
“It was reported today that Cindy Crawford will get paid a million dollars to write a book telling women how to look beautiful. Her first tip, don’t hang around Cindy Crawford.”
“A woman in California is in trouble for posing as Michael Jackson’s wife. After hearing this, Lisa Marie Presley said, `I already tried that, it doesn’t work.’”
“A former stripper Charlie Sheen dated rated him as only a five in bed. On the bright side, Gene Siskel gave him a thumbs up.”
“In a recent interview, Luciano Pavarotti’s wife said his affair with a 26-year-old woman could lead to a painful and dangerous situation. Especially if he’s on top.”
“In a recent interview, Ann Landers said that when she’s reviewing all the mail she receives, she can tell immediately which ones were sent by psychotics. They’re the ones that start off with, `Dear Ann, I’m a big fan of yours.’”
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