Funny Quotes About Sports
“Mike Tyson has cancelled his Saturday night fight with Buster Mathis Jr. Right now, Fox is scrambling to find 30 seconds of replacement programming.”
“Today, Disney announced that they’re buying the California Angels. They also plan to change the team name. The new name will be the `Disney Owns Everything Angels.’”
“Erik Menendez is claiming his original lawyer Robert Shapiro gave him bad advice. Apparently, Shapiro forgot to tell him to win the Heisman trophy.”
“A player from the New York Knicks was arrested last night after punching a police officer. The Knicks aren’t worried though, because the cop missed both free throws.”
“Here’s a strange story. In Denmark a kitten has been born with fluorescent hair. Apparently, Dennis Rodman really does get around.”
“The big rumor right now is that NBC is going to cancel the XFL as soon as the season is over. You laugh and stuff but this news comes as a blow to XFL fans, both of whom are very upset.”
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