Funny Stories
Here is a collection of Funny Stories. More funny stuff coming soon.
Two Headed Livestock is Safe to Eat
Okay, so maybe I am exaggerating a little, but the FDA has recently announced that cloned livestock is safe to eat. Great, so that makes me feel a lot better! They claim that cloned food is safe and that there is virtually no difference between food from clones and food from regular livestock. The reality is that we will not be seeing meat and milk from cloned animals in supermarkets anytime soon. Many consumers already feel skeptical about cloning and feel especially uneasy about eating cloned food. Ben & Jerry’s is already being proactive about the situation by letting consumers know that their ice cream comes from real cows. They already have labels that state that farmers do not use bovine growth hormones. The FDA says that cloned food does not need special labeling but don’t be surprised if “Clone-free” labels appear soon. Nice, so we went from fat-free, to transfat-free, and now to clone-free food.
Funny Honda Story
More than 1 million Honda vehicle owners were lucky enough to have owner manuals with a toll free number to helps drivers reach the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. To Honda’s surprise they misprinted the area code as 800 instead of 888, leading callers to a recorded message where a sultry woman’s voice encourages them to call 1-800-918-TALK for just 99 cents per minute. Oops!
Funny Stories About Products
“Montel Williams will be appearing in a new public service announcement in which he tells kids that drugs aren’t the answer. Unfortunately, he’s talking about the drug Rogaine.”
“McDonald’s announced they will be adding 25 percent more beef to their hamburgers. As a result, McDonald’s hamburgers will now feature 25 percent beef.”
“The postal service is coming out with a new James Dean commemorative stamp. Apparently, you’ll be able to choose whether it’s the young handsome James Dean or the old pork sausage guy.”
“The world’s biggest condom maker has launched a campaign on the Internet to teach proper condom use. Apparently, their first suggestion — Turn off the computer and go find a girlfriend.”
“Good news … this Thanksgiving the FDA has approved pills that help you lose weight by making you feel full. The recommended dosage is 5000 pills a day.”
Funny Stories About Incidents
“In North Dakota, doctors removed a man’s testicles only to find out later that the procedure wasn’t necessary. The man thought about suing but decided not to because he doesn’t have the balls.”
“Yesterday, a policeman in Pennsylvania broke up a robbery at a Dunkin’ Donuts. When he was congratulated on the successful stakeout he said, `What stakeout?’”