Funny Pickup Lines
Here are some of the worst pickup lines ever created. Disclaimer: Don’t try these unless you don’t mind getting slapped or injured from time to time.
- Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
- Girl, are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the Bomb!
- I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
- Girl, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
- (Take a look at the tag on her jacket) Yep, that’s what I thought. Made in Heaven.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.