http://www.funny-stories.net Funny Jokes, Funny Stories, Funny Jokes, Funny Pickup Lines, Funny Quotes, Funny Pranks Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:48:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.premlobo.com/asthma/asthma.swf http://www.funny-stories.net/general/49.html These are actual stories written in essays by kids in their history classes: Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. The Greeks were ... http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-stories/funny-essays-by-kids.html Try reading these sentences forwards and backwards - palindromes are funny and interesting because they are read the same way. "A man, a plan, a canal: Panama." "Aid nine men, India." "Anne, I vote no one to Vienna." "A Toyota: race fast, safe car: a Toyota." "Boston did not sob." "Cain: a maniac." "Campus motto: 'Bottoms up, Mac.'" "Can ... http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-quotes/funny-palindromes.html This is a hilarious video of something that wasn't supposed to happen during one of QVC's ladder sales. Watch this funny blooper clip -- ouch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjoCeL-f8Mk http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-video/funny-qvc-blooper-buy-this-ladder.html Funny things written in essays by kids:  Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator ... http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-stories/actual-essays-written-by-kids.html Here are some funny stories about some hilarious incidents: "In North Dakota, doctors removed a man's testicles only to find out later that the procedure wasn't necessary. The man thought about suing but decided not to because he doesn't have the balls." "Yesterday, a policeman in Pennsylvania broke up a robbery at ... http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-stories/funny-stories-about-incidents.html Here are several funny stories about bad translations and how they led to massive embarassment: Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux were embarassed to find lackluster sales when they used the following slogan in an advertising campaign in America: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the ... http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-stories/funny-stories-lost-in-translation.html Here are some funny stories related to surveys and humorous research studies: "A new study by the American Medical Association shows that having sex does not trigger a heart attack -- it's getting caught having sex that triggers the heart attack." "A new study shows that three quarters of all Americans are ... http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-stories/funny-surveys-and-studies.html Here are some funny stories about politicians:"In last night's Republican debate, Lamar Alexander accused Bob Dole of lacking vision. Dole said, 'When I find out who said that he's in big trouble.'" "93-year-old Senator Strom Thurmond said that he's still mentally sharp and he's running for re-election. Isn't that nice. He ... http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-stories/funny-stories-about-politicians.html "Mike Tyson has cancelled his Saturday night fight with Buster Mathis Jr. Right now, Fox is scrambling to find 30 seconds of replacement programming." "Today, Disney announced that they're buying the California Angels. They also plan to change the team name. The new name will be the `Disney Owns Everything Angels.'"   "Erik ... http://www.funny-stories.net/funny-stories/funny-quotes-about-sports.html