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		<title>Funny Story about Honda</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More than 1 million Honda vehicle owners were lucky enough to have owner manuals with a toll free number to helps drivers reach the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.  To Honda&#8217;s surprise they misprinted the area code as 800 instead of 888, leading callers to a recorded message where a sultry woman&#8217;s voice encourages them [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More than 1 million Honda vehicle owners were lucky enough to have owner manuals with a toll free number to helps drivers reach the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.  To Honda&#8217;s surprise they misprinted the area code as 800 instead of 888, leading callers to a recorded message where a sultry woman&#8217;s voice encourages them to &#8220;call 1-800-918-TALKÂ for just 99 cents per minute.&#8221;  Oops!</p>
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		<title>Two-Headed Cloned Livestock is Safe to Eat!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funnyman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so maybe I am exaggerating a little, but the FDA has recently announced that cloned livestock is safe to eat. Great, so that makes me feel a lot better! They claim that cloned food is safe and that there is virtually no difference between food from clones and food from regular livestock. The reality [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so maybe I am exaggerating a little, but the FDA has recently announced that cloned livestock is safe to eat. Great, so that makes me feel a lot better! They claim that cloned food is safe and that there is virtually no difference between food from clones and food from regular livestock. The reality is that we will not be seeing meat and milk from cloned animals in supermarkets anytime soon. Many consumers already feel skeptical about cloning and feel especially uneasy about eating cloned food. Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s is already being proactive about the situation by letting consumers know that their ice cream comes from real cows. They already have labels that state that farmers do not use bovine growth hormones. The FDA says that cloned food does not need special labeling but don&#8217;t be surprised if &#8220;clone-free&#8221; labels appear soon. Nice, so we went from fat-free, to transfat-free, and now to clone-free food.</p>
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