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		<title>War in Iraq Jokes: Late Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The good news is last night President Bush finally admitted he&#8217;s made mistakes in Iraq. The bad news is he&#8217;s planning to make the same mistakes again.&#8221; &#8211; Jay Leno
&#8220;After hearing the president&#8217;s speech, Democrats in the Senate are seeking bipartisan support for a non-binding resolution opposing President Bush&#8217;s deployment of his military escalation. In [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The good news is last night President Bush finally admitted he&#8217;s made mistakes in Iraq. The bad news is he&#8217;s planning to make the same mistakes again.&#8221; &#8211; Jay Leno</p>
<p>&#8220;After hearing the president&#8217;s speech, Democrats in the Senate are seeking bipartisan support for a non-binding resolution opposing President Bush&#8217;s deployment of his military escalation. In response, President Bush said, &#8216;Huh?&#8217;&#8221; &#8211; Conan O&#8217;Brien</p>
<p>&#8220;In a prime time speech last night, President Bush said that he was sending in 20,000 more troops to end the war. He wasn&#8217;t talking about Iraq. He was talking about the war between Rosie O&#8217;Donnell and Donald Trump.&#8221; -Conan O&#8217;Brien</p>
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