Humor for the Category: 'General'
Funny State Commemorative Quarters!
You ever see those special quarters that feature some interesting fact about one of the states in America? Some of them are rather funny. For example,
Maine — Most of our lobsters kill themselves out of boredom.
Nevada — What happens in Vegas will emerge as a rash on your crotch once a month.
Nebraska — Celebrating nothing to do for over 100 years!
New Jersey — #1 in chemical refineries!
Washington — Shh! Bush thinks he lives here.
Oregon — Come for the pot, stay for the.. whatever.
Kentucky — “Jeopardy” winner free since 1865.
Alabama — Come hear the sounds Earl can make with his armpit.
Alaska — If Al Gore is right, we’ll be the only state with comfortable weather.
Iowa — We’re too fat to fit on one quarter.
Kansas – As seen in the boring parts of the Wizard of Oz.
Florida — Where even the babies are old.
Vermont — Pete Sampras once thought about visiting here.
Ohio — Now a fully own subsidiary of Walmart!
West Virgina — Not just coal mining, but also.. ok, just coal mining.
Rhode Island — Where David Spade comes to feel big.
(Credits: Conan O’ Brien and others.)
Evolution of Dance – This guy can move!
I know this is a video we can all laugh at no matter what decade you were born in. This guy is hilarious! I always envied those who can moonwalk.
(12 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Worst Pickup Lines Ever for a Date
Need a pickup line? DON’T use these. Here are probably the worst pickup lines ever. Disclaimer: Don’t try these unless you don’t mind getting slapped or injured from time to time.
- Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
- Girl, are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the Bomb!
- I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
- (Take a look at the tag on her jacket) Yep, that’s what I thought. Made in Heaven.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
(8 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading …