Humor for the Category: 'Funny Stories'
Funny Quotes About Sports
“Mike Tyson has cancelled his Saturday night fight with Buster Mathis Jr. Right now, Fox is scrambling to find 30 seconds of replacement programming.”
“Today, Disney announced that they’re buying the California Angels. They also plan to change the team name. The new name will be the `Disney Owns Everything Angels.’”
“Erik Menendez is claiming his original lawyer Robert Shapiro gave him bad advice. Apparently, Shapiro forgot to tell him to win the Heisman trophy.”
“A player from the New York Knicks was arrested last night after punching a police officer. The Knicks aren’t worried though, because the cop missed both free throws.”
“Here’s a strange story. In Denmark a kitten has been born with fluorescent hair. Apparently, Dennis Rodman really does get around.”
“The big rumor right now is that NBC is going to cancel the XFL as soon as the season is over. You laugh and stuff but this news comes as a blow to XFL fans, both of whom are very upset.”
Hilarious Stories About Celebrities
Here are some more funny stories about celebrities:
“I read today in the paper that the Pope was a soccer goalie in his youth. Apparently, even as a young man he tried to stop people from scoring.”
“Next week Geraldo Rivera will be doing a live show from Bosnia. My God, haven’t those people suffered enough?”
“In an interview, Lisa Marie said Michael behaved like a scared little boy in the bedroom. Then she realized it was a scared little boy and that Michael was in the bathroom.”
“Robert DeNiro is rumored to be engaged. Apparently, she proposed and he said, `Are you talking to me?’”
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Funny Stories about Celebrities
Here are some funny stories about famous celebrities:
“Earlier tonight, “20/20″ showed footage of Hugh Downs having knee surgery. Let’s all just pray that he never has problems with his prostate.”
“Yesterday, for the first time ever, Tom Brokaw wore glasses while delivering the Nightly News. Apparently, he decided to wear them because the day before, he opened the news by saying, `Good evening, I’m Tim Brickman.’”
“William Shatner turns 68 today. You can tell he’s getting old, even his toupee is going bald.”
“It was reported today that the Unabomber blames his mother for the way he turned out. Apparently, she used to say things like, `Go to your room and start working on your manifesto.’”
“At the end of an upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, Demi
Moore does a striptease. The good news is that Barbara Walters
doesn’t.”