Humor for the Category: 'Funny Jokes'
Funny State Commemorative Quarters!
You ever see those special quarters that feature some interesting fact about one of the states in America? Some of them are rather funny. For example,
Maine — Most of our lobsters kill themselves out of boredom.
Nevada — What happens in Vegas will emerge as a rash on your crotch once a month.
Nebraska — Celebrating nothing to do for over 100 years!
New Jersey — #1 in chemical refineries!
Washington — Shh! Bush thinks he lives here.
Oregon — Come for the pot, stay for the.. whatever.
Kentucky — “Jeopardy” winner free since 1865.
Alabama — Come hear the sounds Earl can make with his armpit.
Alaska — If Al Gore is right, we’ll be the only state with comfortable weather.
Iowa — We’re too fat to fit on one quarter.
Kansas – As seen in the boring parts of the Wizard of Oz.
Florida — Where even the babies are old.
Vermont — Pete Sampras once thought about visiting here.
Ohio — Now a fully own subsidiary of Walmart!
West Virgina — Not just coal mining, but also.. ok, just coal mining.
Rhode Island — Where David Spade comes to feel big.
(Credits: Conan O’ Brien and others.)
War in Iraq Jokes: Late Night
“The good news is last night President Bush finally admitted he’s made mistakes in Iraq. The bad news is he’s planning to make the same mistakes again.” – Jay Leno
“After hearing the president’s speech, Democrats in the Senate are seeking bipartisan support for a non-binding resolution opposing President Bush’s deployment of his military escalation. In response, President Bush said, ‘Huh?’” – Conan O’Brien
“In a prime time speech last night, President Bush said that he was sending in 20,000 more troops to end the war. He wasn’t talking about Iraq. He was talking about the war between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump.” -Conan O’Brien
(12 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
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