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		<title>Funny QVC Blooper: Buy this Ladder!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 22:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funnyman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a hilarious video of something that wasn&#8217;t supposed to happen during one of QVC&#8217;s ladder sales. Watch this funny blooper clip &#8212; ouch.



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		<title>Japanese Kid is Freaking Amazing at Videogame</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funnyman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This kid is very, very good at this musical video game.Â  Either that, or he has too much time on his hands&#8230;



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This kid is very, very good at this musical video game.Â  Either that, or he has too much time on his hands&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Funny Whose Line? with Richard Simmons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Whose Line is it Anyway? with Richard Simmons as various props.

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		<title>Jim Everett attacks host on TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 19:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funnyman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A classic ESPN2 clip where football player Jim Everett goes nuts and attacks host Jim Rome on live TV.Â  Jim Rome had been calling Jim Everett &#8220;Chris Evert&#8221; and Jim gets mad.



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A classic ESPN2 clip where football player Jim Everett goes nuts and attacks host Jim Rome on live TV.Â  Jim Rome had been calling Jim Everett &#8220;Chris Evert&#8221; and Jim gets mad.</p>
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		<title>Mistakes in Hollywood movies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funnyman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goofs and blunders in movies like Gladiator, Star Wars, and more.Â  I can&#8217;t understand how some of these mistakes could ever happen..Â 



 (6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Goofs and blunders in movies like Gladiator, Star Wars, and more.Â  I can&#8217;t understand how some of these mistakes could ever happen..Â </p>
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		<title>Lost on First Question in Millionaire</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funnyman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This contestant lost on the very first question in the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire game show.Â  Oops.Â  Poor guy..



 (8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This contestant lost on the very first question in the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire game show.Â  Oops.Â  Poor guy..</p>
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		<title>Conan O&#8217;Brien&#8217;s Commencement Speech to Harvard</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funnyman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know Conan O&#8217;Brien graduated from Harvard? He also wrote a few episodes of the Simpsons. Conan gave the commencement speech for the Harvard Class of 2000. Here&#8217;s an excerpt from his hilarious speech:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know Conan O&#8217;Brien graduated from Harvard? He also wrote a few episodes of the Simpsons. Conan gave the commencement speech for the Harvard Class of 2000. Here&#8217;s an excerpt from his hilarious speech:</p>
<p>&#8220;Harvard graduates.. so what can you expect out there in the real world? Let me tell you. As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain: Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a roadside diner that you went to Harvard. In most situations the correct response to where did you to school is, &#8220;School? Why, I never had much in the way of book larnin&#8217; and such.&#8221; Then, get in your BMW and get the hell out of there&#8230;You see, you&#8217;re in for a lifetime of &#8220;And you went to Harvard?&#8221; Accidentally give the wrong amount of change in a transaction and it&#8217;s, &#8220;And you went to Harvard?&#8221; Ask the guy at the hardware store how these jumper cables work and hear, &#8220;And you went to Harvard?&#8221; Forget just once that your underwear goes inside your pants and it&#8217;s &#8220;and you went to Harvard.&#8221; Get your head stuck in your niece&#8217;s dollhouse because you wanted to see what it was like to be a giant and it&#8217;s &#8220;Uncle Conan, you went to Harvard!?&#8221; (Read more at <a title="Conans Commencement Speech" href="http://www.february-7.com/features/conan.htm"><font color="#666666">Conan&#8217;s Commencement Speech to Harvard</font></a>).</p>
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