Humor for the Category: 'Celebrity'
Hilarious Stories About Celebrities
Here are some more funny stories about celebrities:
“I read today in the paper that the Pope was a soccer goalie in his youth. Apparently, even as a young man he tried to stop people from scoring.”
“Next week Geraldo Rivera will be doing a live show from Bosnia. My God, haven’t those people suffered enough?”
“In an interview, Lisa Marie said Michael behaved like a scared little boy in the bedroom. Then she realized it was a scared little boy and that Michael was in the bathroom.”
“Robert DeNiro is rumored to be engaged. Apparently, she proposed and he said, `Are you talking to me?’”
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Funny Stories about Celebrities
Here are some funny stories about famous celebrities:
“Earlier tonight, “20/20″ showed footage of Hugh Downs having knee surgery. Let’s all just pray that he never has problems with his prostate.”
“Yesterday, for the first time ever, Tom Brokaw wore glasses while delivering the Nightly News. Apparently, he decided to wear them because the day before, he opened the news by saying, `Good evening, I’m Tim Brickman.’”
“William Shatner turns 68 today. You can tell he’s getting old, even his toupee is going bald.”
“It was reported today that the Unabomber blames his mother for the way he turned out. Apparently, she used to say things like, `Go to your room and start working on your manifesto.’”
“At the end of an upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, Demi
Moore does a striptease. The good news is that Barbara Walters
doesn’t.”
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Conan O’Brien’s Commencement Speech to Harvard
Did you know Conan O’Brien graduated from Harvard? He also wrote a few episodes of the Simpsons. Conan gave the commencement speech for the Harvard Class of 2000. Here’s an excerpt from his hilarious speech:
“Harvard graduates.. so what can you expect out there in the real world? Let me tell you. As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain: Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a roadside diner that you went to Harvard. In most situations the correct response to where did you to school is, “School? Why, I never had much in the way of book larnin’ and such.” Then, get in your BMW and get the hell out of there…You see, you’re in for a lifetime of “And you went to Harvard?” Accidentally give the wrong amount of change in a transaction and it’s, “And you went to Harvard?” Ask the guy at the hardware store how these jumper cables work and hear, “And you went to Harvard?” Forget just once that your underwear goes inside your pants and it’s “and you went to Harvard.” Get your head stuck in your niece’s dollhouse because you wanted to see what it was like to be a giant and it’s “Uncle Conan, you went to Harvard!?” (Read more at Conan’s Commencement Speech to Harvard).
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