Archive for March, 2007
Hilarious Stories About Celebrities
Here are some more funny stories about celebrities:
“I read today in the paper that the Pope was a soccer goalie in his youth. Apparently, even as a young man he tried to stop people from scoring.”
“Next week Geraldo Rivera will be doing a live show from Bosnia. My God, haven’t those people suffered enough?”
“In an interview, Lisa Marie said Michael behaved like a scared little boy in the bedroom. Then she realized it was a scared little boy and that Michael was in the bathroom.”
“Robert DeNiro is rumored to be engaged. Apparently, she proposed and he said, `Are you talking to me?’”
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Funny Stories about Celebrities
Here are some funny stories about famous celebrities:
“Earlier tonight, “20/20″ showed footage of Hugh Downs having knee surgery. Let’s all just pray that he never has problems with his prostate.”
“Yesterday, for the first time ever, Tom Brokaw wore glasses while delivering the Nightly News. Apparently, he decided to wear them because the day before, he opened the news by saying, `Good evening, I’m Tim Brickman.’”
“William Shatner turns 68 today. You can tell he’s getting old, even his toupee is going bald.”
“It was reported today that the Unabomber blames his mother for the way he turned out. Apparently, she used to say things like, `Go to your room and start working on your manifesto.’”
“At the end of an upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, Demi
Moore does a striptease. The good news is that Barbara Walters
doesn’t.”
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Funny Stories About Products
The following are some funny stories related to products:
“McDonald’s announced they will be adding 25 percent more beef to their hamburgers. As a result, McDonald’s hamburgers will now feature 25 percent beef.”
“The postal service is coming out with a new James Dean commemorative stamp. Apparently, you’ll be able to choose whether it’s the young handsome James Dean or the old pork sausage guy.”
“The world’s biggest condom maker has launched a campaign on the Internet to teach proper condom use. Apparently, their first suggestion — Turn off the computer and go find a girlfriend.”
“Good news … this Thanksgiving the FDA has approved pills that help you lose weight by making you feel full. The recommended dosage is 5000 pills a day.”